Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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