i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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