i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize
