I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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