I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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