did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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