Yo dont text me then not text me
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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