Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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