Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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