On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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