I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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