remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
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