At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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