apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Everyone says I win the strip club
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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