Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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