I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
this hospital has no fireball
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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