the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I have post one night stand depression
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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