West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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