Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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