i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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