If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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