i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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