butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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