i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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