but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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