i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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