just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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