Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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