You really coming over, don't trick.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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