the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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