Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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