wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Randomize
