seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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