AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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