Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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