At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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