He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
