He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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