So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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