he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
