omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Randomize