haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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