someone get that fucking seahorse.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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