If i come over, it means nothing
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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