I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize