I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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