Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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