I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Don't make out with my wife yet
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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