you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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