My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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