They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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