Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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