I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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