I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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